What is your name? How old are you?David, 42.
What value do you think your art offers art?Somewhere between nothing and everything.
If you were a shape which would you be?A square, I suppose.
If you could speak any language which would you choose?Japanese
Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with card?Lard, I think that's it...
Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?YES
Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?Loved, DUH!
Tell me something you like?Cheesy Wotsits
Where do you work?In a room in my flat, mostly.
Ask yourself a question and answer it.What day is it? Monday, I think.