Thursday 20 January 2011

Swastika Brown

What is your name? How old are you?
Swastika Brown. Months older than when i first received this.

What value do you think your art offers art?
error

If you were a shape which would you be?
In pretty bad shape

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
The language of god.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with art?
start,smart,heart,apart,walmart.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Honesty is a test of policy. I am no politician.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Hate me.

Tell me something you like?
Camels.

Where do you work?
Underneath the kebab house. In the cellar.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Where do they all go?
To the rivers of honey and milk.

Pandemonia

What is your name? How old are you?
Pandemonia. Age.. I'm ageless

What value do you think your art offers art?
I'm a good story

If you were a shape which would you be?
A Star

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
The language of money. Money makes the world go round.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with latex?
Gee that's a tough one let me see.... semtex, Xray Spex, playtex, pay tax.
Oh I just can't think of any more.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
I'm 'Totally Fake', that's an honest admission. Does that make me honest?

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Well I'd prefer to be loved but I'll settle for any strong emotional response. It better to be something than to be nothing.

Tell me something you like?
Spaghetti

Where do you work?
on the Red Carpet

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What makes a good story?
Well you have to do something really different like get married, have some kids or lose some weight or die - to be good copy.

Thursday 13 January 2011

Liam Sparkes

What is your name? How old are you?
Liam Sparkes, old as gold

What value do you think your art offers art?
The middle finger massaging the ass

If you were a shape which would you be?
circle in a square

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
the language of love

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
succinct shrink pink dink sink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
i consider

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
both

Tell me something you like?
fried eggs and power showers

Where do you work?
london

Ask yourself a question
and answer it.
why do you smoke ? - its a habit

Wednesday 12 January 2011

Nick Walker

What is your name? How old are you?

Nick Walker. 41

What value do you think your art offers art?

Never thought about that and nor will I in the near future.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Circle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with slice?

Mice, vice, entice, po-lice, suffice.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Sometimes too honest. Dishonest people are lame.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Don't really care- they both involve a great deal of energy from someone I may never meet or hear about.

Tell me something you like?

Macaroons- they're something else!

Where do you work?

In my studio.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Is it fucking raining again ?
Yes Nick it is!