What is your name?
Non gender specific!
How old are you?
Old enough to know better
What value do you think your art offers art?
Only time will tell
If you were a shape which would you be?
I'd like to say ship shape but it's probably more like an obtuse triangle
If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with paint?
Faint, feint, saint, taint and complaint
Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Honest enough to admit I probably took a little longer over that last question than I was supposed to
Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Depends who's doing the loving or the hating
Tell me something you like?
Where do you work?
On the border between the idyll and the abyss
Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Q: When will I get a holiday?
A: You're a long time dead!