Swastika Brown

What is your name? How old are you?

Swastika Brown. Months older than when i first received this.

What value do you think your art offers art?

error

If you were a shape which would you be?

In pretty bad shape

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

The language of god.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with art?

start,smart,heart,apart,walmart.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Honesty is a test of policy. I am no politician.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Hate me.

Tell me something you like?

Camels.

Where do you work?

Underneath the kebab house. In the cellar.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Where do they all go?
To the rivers of honey and milk.

Pandemonia

What is your name? How old are you?

Pandemonia. Age.. I'm ageless

What value do you think your art offers art?

I'm a good story

If you were a shape which would you be?

A Star

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

The language of money. Money makes the world go round.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with latex?

Gee that's a tough one let me see.... semtex, Xray Spex, playtex, pay tax.

Oh I just can't think of any more.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

I'm 'Totally Fake', that's an honest admission. Does that make me honest?

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Well I'd prefer to be loved but I'll settle for any strong emotional response. It better to be something than to be nothing.

Tell me something you like?

Spaghetti

Where do you work?

on the Red Carpet

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

What makes a good story?

Well you have to do something really different like get married, have some kids or lose some weight or die - to be good copy.

www.pandemonia99.com

Liam Sparkes

What is your name? How old are you?
Liam Sparkes, old as gold

What value do you think your art offers art?
The middle finger massaging the ass

If you were a shape which would you be?
circle in a square

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
the language of love

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
succinct shrink pink dink sink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
i consider

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
both

Tell me something you like?
fried eggs and power showers

Where do you work?
london

Ask yourself a question
and answer it.
why do you smoke ? - its a habit

Nick Walker

What is your name? How old are you?

Nick Walker. 41

What value do you think your art offers art?

Never thought about that and nor will I in the near future.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Circle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with slice?

Mice, vice, entice, po-lice, suffice.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Sometimes too honest. Dishonest people are lame.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Don't really care- they both involve a great deal of energy from someone I may never meet or hear about.

Tell me something you like?

Macaroons- they're something else!

Where do you work?

In my studio.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Is it fucking raining again ?

Yes Nick it is!

Patricia Williams

What is your name? How old are you?

PC. twenty-bloody-five.

What value do you think your art offers art?

It depends on the value one puts on general aesthetic.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Im pretty sure Im a circle. Positive in fact.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with sew?

erm.. hoe, though, low, mow, sho.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Yup.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Hated. more people would talk about it.

Tell me something you like?

Food.

Where do you work?

Until the end of this week from the studio at the top of my house.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Do I hate TFL? Yes I do.

Nadia Barak

What is your name? How old are you?

Nadia Barak, 25

What value do you think your art offers art?

I think it offers exclusivity for the wearer, which in many ways is quite invaluable, as it is difficult to classify much art as 'unique' these days.

If you were a shape which would you be?

A triangle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Arabic.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?

Drink, Think, Stink, Wink, Blink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Yeah i think so.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Honestly, I'd love to be loved for my work. But I understand that it would not be to everyone's taste and therefore accept that people may hate it.
It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for someone you are not.

Tell me something you like?

Lights

Where do you work?

I used to work at home when I lived in east but now I am back at my dad's and cannot work here. So... nowhere right now in terms of art. Oh yeah, I work in a pub.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

What's your biggest fear(s)?
Suffocation and failure

Jess Pearce

What is your name? How old are you?

Jess Pearce. 24.

What value do you think your art offers art?

Don't know.

If you were a shape which would you be?

5 point star.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Chinese.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?

Think, pink, sink, interlink, drink.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

No.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Loved.

Tell me something you like?

Smoking.

Where do you work?

Photography Studio in Putney.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Should I go home early today? Yes.

Esthele Girardet

What is your name? How old are you?  

My name is Esthele. I am 23.

What value do you think your art offers art?  

I can't claim that I offer something to art! Furthermore as a graphic designer I evolve more in applied arts than in fine arts.

If you were a shape which would you be?

I would be a tree.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?  

I would choose italian.

 Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?

Difficult question for a french... I would say link, think, wink, sink and brink.

 Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Yes I think that I am an honest person. I hope so in fact.

 Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce? 

I prefer to be interesting.

   Tell me something you like? 

Countryside, forest, nature, fields...

Where do you work?

At home as a freelance graphic designer.

 Ask yourself a question and answer it 

Do you feel cheerful now? Definitely thank you London

Gregory Crewdson

What is your name? How old are you?  
Gregory Crewdson, 47 years old    
What value do you think your art offers art?  
To be determined by the viewer  
If you were a shape which would you be?
 A circle. After all, Hitchcock described the circle as the perfect metaphor for  romantic obsession  
  If you could speak any language which would you choose?  
 English 
 Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with card?
  Shard, Guard, Bard, Hard, Lard 
 Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
  To be determined by the viewer 
  Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce? 
All artists want to be loved
   Tell me something you like? 
  Swimming 
  Where do you work?
 At twilight 
 Ask yourself a question and answer it 
 Question: What is the  question?  
Answer: Ask yourself a question and answer it     

David Shrigley

What is your name? How old are you?

David, 42.

What value do you think your art offers art?

Somewhere between nothing and everything.

If you were a shape which would you be?

A square, I suppose.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with card?

Lard, I think that's it...

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

YES

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Loved, DUH!

Tell me something you like?

Cheesy Wotsits

Where do you work?

In a room in my flat, mostly.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

What day is it? Monday, I think.

Juliette Lee

What is your name? How old are you?
Juliette Olivia LaGuardia Lee, 21.

What value do you think your art offers art?
How much should a mother charge for their child?

If you were a shape which would you be?
I feel like a dagger right now.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Slovakian or ancient greek

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
think
pink
slink
stink
brink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Unfortunately yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Love fades sooner than hate

Tell me something you like?
My bear

Where do you work?
In my head and fingers

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
When will you do it?
When I have nothing left to gain.

Liam Lever

What is your name? How old are you?
Liam Lever. 26

What value do you think your art offers art?
No value, just substance.

If you were a shape which would you be?
An ellipse.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Binary code.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
skink, think, mink, wink and rinky-dink.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Not really.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Hated but secretly loved.

Tell me something you like?
I like beautiful naked women.

Where do you work?
Hoxton market studios.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What are you doing? I'm not sure yet.