Joe Hanshaw

What is your name?

joe hanshaw

How old are you?

30

What value do you think your art offers art?

It’s more like what space raiders are now… 20p not 10 so what im trying to say is that what space raiders offers the crisp world is what i think i have

If you were a shape which would you be?

a line

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

japanese please!!!! best 10 days in a row of my life was had in Tokyo no place now can top a shop that sells old nickers and a vale of skol girl spit for ¥48,500

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with drunk?

pink

pink

pink

pink

wink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

why?

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

i think loved in a Kentucky way, its not all bad if your sister is your wife and kinda your step mom!

Tell me something you like?

talking to people in the super market with a odd crooked smile on face that makes them smile back and think "do i know this person" but they carry on talking, i walk off with a zip in my step

Where do you work?

at my desk and some times out side

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

falafel flavored chewing gum

Jimi Crayon

What is your name?

Jimi

How old are you?

27

What value do you think your art offers art?

I think that art is very lucky to have my art as I am extremely lazy and don't really make very much art so arts lucky I've even made the art I have made so far.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Well I am a shape. I'm kind of Human shape so I'd probably stick to being human shape because I think people who are circle shape or triangle shape probably find it quite hard to get girls.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Spanish cos its the best. I keep trying to learn but Rosetta Stone is a gold digging beeeyatch!

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with style?

nail file

Nial (from One Direction)

Jeremy Kyle

smile

Plymouth Argyle

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

YES

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Loved, why would anyone want to be hated? if anyone answer hated then they my friend are an absolute idiot, in fact can I have a list of everyone who's ever answered 'hated' so I can write them a group email with the subject line 'IDIOT' and message body that reads... 'I love you for the art you produce... gutted'

Tell me something you like?

Nandos

Where do you work?

Spitalfields above Nandos

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Q: Jimi, do you feel a little bit weird and insane asking yourself a question like this? A: yes

Lex Thomas

What is your name?

Non gender specific!

How old are you?

Old enough to know better

What value do you think your art offers art?

Only time will tell

If you were a shape which would you be?

I'd like to say ship shape but it's probably more like an obtuse triangle

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Dolphin

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with paint?

Faint, feint, saint, taint and complaint

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Honest enough to admit I probably took a little longer over that last question than I was supposed to

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Depends who's doing the loving or the hating

Tell me something you like?

Life

Where do you work?

On the border between the idyll and the abyss

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Q: When will I get a holiday?

A: You're a long time dead!