Gregory Crewdson

What is your name? How old are you?  
Gregory Crewdson, 47 years old    
What value do you think your art offers art?  
To be determined by the viewer  
If you were a shape which would you be?
 A circle. After all, Hitchcock described the circle as the perfect metaphor for  romantic obsession  
  If you could speak any language which would you choose?  
 English 
 Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with card?
  Shard, Guard, Bard, Hard, Lard 
 Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
  To be determined by the viewer 
  Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce? 
All artists want to be loved
   Tell me something you like? 
  Swimming 
  Where do you work?
 At twilight 
 Ask yourself a question and answer it 
 Question: What is the  question?  
Answer: Ask yourself a question and answer it     

David Shrigley

What is your name? How old are you?

David, 42.

What value do you think your art offers art?

Somewhere between nothing and everything.

If you were a shape which would you be?

A square, I suppose.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with card?

Lard, I think that's it...

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

YES

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Loved, DUH!

Tell me something you like?

Cheesy Wotsits

Where do you work?

In a room in my flat, mostly.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

What day is it? Monday, I think.

Juliette Lee

What is your name? How old are you?
Juliette Olivia LaGuardia Lee, 21.

What value do you think your art offers art?
How much should a mother charge for their child?

If you were a shape which would you be?
I feel like a dagger right now.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Slovakian or ancient greek

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
think
pink
slink
stink
brink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Unfortunately yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Love fades sooner than hate

Tell me something you like?
My bear

Where do you work?
In my head and fingers

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
When will you do it?
When I have nothing left to gain.

Liam Lever

What is your name? How old are you?
Liam Lever. 26

What value do you think your art offers art?
No value, just substance.

If you were a shape which would you be?
An ellipse.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Binary code.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
skink, think, mink, wink and rinky-dink.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Not really.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Hated but secretly loved.

Tell me something you like?
I like beautiful naked women.

Where do you work?
Hoxton market studios.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What are you doing? I'm not sure yet.

Lyndsey Critchley

What is your name? How old are you?
Lyndsey Critchley, 26

What value do you think your art offers art?
I'll let you know in 2040.

If you were a shape which would you be?
A circle. Or a pink triangle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Japanese.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
Pink, Sink, Stink, Wink, Mink.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
To a fault most of the time.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
If my art is everything I want it to be then I don't really care. Though I suppose it would make for really shit gigs if there was only 5 people there and they were all throwing bottles of piss at me.

Tell me something you like?
Plants.

Where do you work?
At home, or at the pub.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What do you want to happen to you when you die?
I want to be cremated and put in a long, drawn out, fucking spectacular fireworks display. To a mix tape which I will now go away and decide on and leave with.... the Lock Tavern. x

Paula Lucido

What is your name?
My name is Paula Lucido.

What value do you think your art offers art?
I would hope that my art offers up some sensorial 'pleasure', an affective response and other stuff that can't be verbalised right this minute.

If you were a shape which would you be?
If I were a shape I would be a dodgily drawn circle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
If I could speak any language I would choose French.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
Stink, pink, link, blink, shrink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Loved

Tell me something you like?
I like rhythm

Where do you work?
At home.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Do i want to answer my own question? No.

Ben Aston-Bell

What is your name? How old are you?
Ben Ashton-Bell, im 26

What value do you think your art offers art?

something dark & bright at the same time.

If you were a shape which would you be?
Kind of like circles.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

ich bin ein hamburger - German

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with splash?

hash

nash

dash

ash

ka-splash

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Either... as long as it starts some type of arousal.

Tell me something you like?

Aquatic life

Where do you work?
In my studio at home and I also freelance about the place.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Would you like lettuce with that?
...Who is this?!

Maria Coles

What is your name? How old are you?

Maria Coles. 25 years old

What value do you think your art offers art?

At the moment I attempt to add a social and educational value to art, as I am hoping my art teaching practice can help people in developing their identity and social, critical and creative skills.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Circle

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Portuguese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?

sink link think wink zink

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Loved

Tell me something you like?

My dog Marley comes first to mind, if that's considered as someTHING ;)

Where do you work?

I study full time, finishing my masters degree in art education. (The last job I had was as a teaching assistant in seventh grade)

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Q) Do you feel that your studies and practice as an art teacher really counts as "you art"?

A) I believe so since the work I do for a social or educational purpose is to me the most valuable.

Amber Creagh

What is your name? How old are you?
Amber Siobhan Creagh. I am thirty.

What value do you think your art offers art?
The value of you. To act as a well-weathered companion and reflect the owner.

If you were a shape which would you be?
Something with straight lines. I totally get off on straight lines, they're awesome.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Spanish - real handy in so cal, and to party with the mexicans. Or japanese - to completely change my approach to language.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with ink?
ratfink, ice rink, plinkety plink, rinky dink dink, nudge nudge wink wink.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Honestly? A person is only as good as their word.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
You can hate the art but don't hate me for it. There's nothing I love more than when someone loves what I've created. That's why I do it. But to create something beautifully smart that someone truly hated, that would be incredible.

Tell me something you like?
Dead things, though not people. Taxidermy and skulls and curio type whatnots.

Where do you work?
In LJ's kitchen and the sidewalk. Sometimes I have to keep moving down the street as people complain about the noise (this makes me sound like a hooker - I'm not).

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Do or die? - Do. Duh.

Dicky Graham

What is your name? How old are you?

Dicky Graham 28 inches

What value do you think your art offers art?

I think on a surface level my work is about humour but mainly I dont think about that - I just like the creative process of making new things. I think that is the same for all artists and so maybe my "art" offers no value to art. But I suppose I also regard my artwork as a by-product of my playing around and so in that sense the value of my art is that it highlights the importance of play and how "art" is a very useful tool for enabling what i regard as an important practise in daily life.

If you were a shape which would you be?

Probably a circle - not a square. (yellow one)

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Music or body

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with art?

Bet most people have put fart first

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Good question

Tell me something you like?

I like copyright

Where do you work?

Harrow school art department