Malou Palmqvist

What is your name? How old are you?
Malou Palmqvist, 28

What value do you think your art offers art?
a bit of happiness

If you were a shape which would you be?
saturn

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Bodylanguage

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with fash?
Trash
clash
smash
more dash than cash

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Most of the time

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
loved!

Tell me something you like?
Finding treasures and jumping off the cliffs into the sea in the summer

Where do you work?
All over the place

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Q: What is so special about the japanese?
A: They wear special slippers to the bathroom

Cleo Jones

What is your name? How old are you?
My name is Cleo and I'm older than I want to be, but wiser because of it

What value do you think your art offers art?
A little bit of pretty

If you were a shape which would you be?
a dodecahedron... not really, a circle would be nice!

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
I've always wanted to learn sign language! Can sign 'Guinea Pig' so far :)

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with cut?
but, gut, mutt, tutt and slut

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Far too honest

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Loved ♥

Tell me something you like?
The word 'squiggy'

Where do you work?
Wherever I want

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What's next?
Who knows...

Adam Smith

What is your name? How old are you?
Adam Smith 25

What value do you think your art offers art?
some inked doom and gloom.

If you were a shape which would you be?
An arrow

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Japanese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with tattoo?
mmm, iv'e been sat here for 10 minutes so i guess i cant.You try it.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
i'm trying.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
I'd like to say i don't care, but its good to get some Love.

Tell me something you like?
Books and Booze

Where do you work?
on the floor In my studio.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Use some colour and cheer the fuck up?
yes

Mischa Kachelhoffer

What is your name? How old are you?
Mischa Kachelhoffer (not Mishka Katchelhoffa...)

What value do you think your art offers art?
Colour and nice lines.

If you were a shape which would you be?
a con-caved circle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Xhosa.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with draw?
Paw Graw Saw Maw Tore.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Mostly.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Either, not really bothered which...

Tell me something you like?
Meat.

Where do you work?
In a wine shop, my room, the bus, in pubs, on windows, on paper...goes on.

Anna Bo

What is your name? How old are you?

My name is Anna. You may call me Bo and pretend I'm your uncle. They tell me I've been alive for 20 years so far.

What value do you think your art offers art?

I haven't decided yet.

If you were a shape which would you be?

I would be shaped like a diamond and coloured like a ruby.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Latin. Then I'd build a time machine, go way way back, stab Caesar, say something dead cool and go down in history under any random funky stage name like "Brutus".

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with dream?

Sun/laserbeam, whipped/handcream, bloodstream.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

Occasionally.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Anything with passion.

Tell me something you like?
The ocean, horses, cats, ravens, graveyards, cloaks, cheese, Ann Demeulemeester, Freud, electronica, shiny objects, chandeliers.

Where do you work?

Protected by white walls.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Going out tonight xxxx?
I live in Camden.

Pam Glew

What is your name? How old are you?
Pam Glew, 32

What value do you think your art offers art?
fear, attraction & questions national identity

If you were a shape which would you be?
A triangle, like the long skinny triangle shapes you get when you get a sample from a fabric shop.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
French- I'm learning, slowly.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with flag?
Slag, Blag, Gladrag, handbag and faghag

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
I try to always tell the truth.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
I don't like the idea of being hated much, but I'm not seeking either particularly. If people have a strong reaction to my work, that's fine.

Tell me something you like?
fancy dress parties, I've just had a Shipwrecked themed party, it was bloody brilliant.

Where do you work?
In my studio in Hove, England, its at the top of a converted farm barn building, its got an old fashioned, tudor feel.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
What have you got if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left head?
Kermits undivided attention

Tom Hovey

What is your name? How old are you?
Tom Hovey (twistedloaf), much older than i wanna be

What value do you think your art offers art?
a peak into my dirty bumhole of a brain

If you were a shape which would you be?
I don't believe in shapes only lines

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Cymraeg -Welsh butt

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with blue?
poo, who, knew, queue, poo

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
nope

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
not bothered, if you have taken the time to look at my work and you hate it, thats your call, but you've probably got shit in your eyes.

Tell me something you like?
questions about what I like

Where do you work?
I work out of my tiny studio in me flat in Norf London

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
what the fuck are you doing with your life drawing pointless pictures that no-one cares about?
dunno mate, bit rude aren't you

Dustin Varpness

What is your name? How old are you?
Dustin Varpness Varp Varptron 3030 Varptronics -25

What value do you think your art offers art?
25 thousand american.

If you were a shape which would you be?
An obtuse triangle.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Bulgarian.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with cut?
bust a slut up in a nut what.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Considerably.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
I don't really give a flying fuck. There will always be lovers and haters no matter what.

Tell me something you like?
The feeling after climbing 70 feet up a rock face.

Where do you work?
On the floor usually.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Where will you be in five years?
Alive...hopefully

Alexandra Grossi

What is your name? How old are you?
Alexandra Pierson Grossi. I'm 25 today.

What value do you think your art offers art?
The first thing that pops into my mind is entertainment but hopefully it's more than that.

If you were a shape which would you be?
A tree.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
I wish I could speak French better.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with wine?
line, fine, time, mine, i'll keep tryin'!

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Yea, hell yeah.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
I love controversy.

Tell me something you like?
Sex. G$.

Where do you work?
A hotel. I'm being honest.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
q: What am I going to do on August 3rd, 2020. a: Hopefully I will be performing. Doing the work.

Juniper Daumier

What is your name? How old are you?
My full name is Juniper Andrew Majiyebo Amtu Gambo
Lynddon Daumier… I know it’s a tongue twister… I’m ageless

What value do you think your art offers art?
Tesco Economy Value

If you were a shape which would you be?
Shapeless

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
A Nigerian dialect… oh waits a minute I already do… French, French women are so hot..

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with beer?
Dear
Queer
Fear
Tear
Rear

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Depends who I’m speaking to…

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
I don’t care as long as people have a view or even look at it… You can get love and hate from anywhere, even a brothel…

Tell me something you like?
No holds barred Sex

Where do you work?
Planet Earth

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
I’m going to ask myself two questions because I can’t choose between the two:
Q/ If Robert Mugabe died where would you sit in regards to the funeral-seating plan?
A/ On top of the coffin

Q/ What age do kids stop being sexy?
A/ Never

James Waters

What is your name? How old are you?
James, 24

What value do you think your art offers art?

Not much

If you were a shape which would you be?

Heaxgon, because its a cool word with an 'x' in!

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Japanese

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with fish?

Dish,Snish,kitsch,pish and .......no

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

erm, yes

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
loved

Tell me something you like?

Country-wide

Where do you work?

Country-wide

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

Is your favourite colour blue? = No, its red.

Paul Mamo

What is your name? How old are you?

Paul Mamo and I am 40.

What value do you think your art offers art?

The value of the Female form.

If you were a shape which would you be?

I would be a Star.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
I would like to speak Spanish.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with dream?

Team, Supreme, Bream, Extreme, Cream.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

I consider myself to be a very honest person.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?

Obviously I prefer to be loved for the art that I produce but if you are hated for your art then I say you are doing something right as well.

Tell me something you like?

I like socialising and good food.

Where do you work?

I'm a freelance graphic designer.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

How long do I think it will be before I'm sort of know in the art scene?

My answer is within the next year :)

Ian Walker

What is your name? How old are you?

Ian Boyd Walker, 40

What value do you think your art offers art?
At worst, pretty pictures, at best, really rather good pretty pictures, at least, a pound!

If you were a shape which would you be?
Pear shaped! :-s

If you could speak any language which would you choose?
Japanese, cos my brother and his family live in Japan, it would be great to be able to properly chat to my nephew! (Konichiwa little Tom!)

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with pen?
Wren then hen then Mr Benn on their way to Number Ten. (All heavily armed and extremely dangerous)

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
Honest to a fault.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
Hmmm, i'd probably prefer to be loved, but if i got hated for doing something i considered important then that'd be fine, in fact that'd be a result.

Tell me something you like?
MTN 94 (and people liking what i do with it).

Where do you work?
Anywhere where people are willing and able to pay me, quite often where they're not.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.
Is it going to be good painting at Boardmasters in Newquay this weekend?
Yes, I really think it is! :-)

Andrew Celso

What is your name? How old are you?

im andrew celso im 35

What value do you think your art offers art?

my art offers incredible funk

If you were a shape which would you be?

if i was shape id be flexible and could form most shapes known to man like water a shape shifter

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with paint?

paint taint late freight mate

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?
honest as fuck

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
i would like to have a massive love art orgy

Tell me something you like?

i like the band 100% beefcock so much the best!!!! great to paint to

Where do you work?
i work in my council flat

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

what do you think of beer? i fucking love it !!!!!!

Gregory Siff

What is your name? How old are you?
Gregory George Siff. 32.

What value do you think your art offers brush?

I think my art offers sex, violence, and cupcakes.

If you were a shape which would you be?
I would be a jagged a star.

If you could speak any language which would you choose?

Italian.

Can you quickly list five words that rhyme with art?

dart, tart, heart, part, and i know you want me to say fart.

Do you consider yourself to be an honest person?

i'm honest to the honest.

Would you prefer to be loved or hated because of the art you produce?
loved to the bone, but i love haters too so hate and love. i guess lust is good too.

Tell me something you like?

The smell of the sun after it's burned the skin. i also like trolls, chocolate shakes, the colors blue, red and yellow.

Where do you work?
West Coast, I'm on the roof in the hills of Hollywood. East coast, in my mom's garage by the beach.

Ask yourself a question and answer it.

What is your favorite way to kiss?
French.